Crazy GF - BF Chat

  1. Hey, Sorry I was busy. Why did you call me?

  2. Yay, what did one ocean say to the other ocean?

  3. Wat?

  4. Nothing he just waved

  5. Imao ur such a dork

  6. Did you sea what I did there?

  7. ...

  8. Seariously... Do you?

  9. Yes

  10. Are you shore?

  11. ...

  12. No need to be a beach

  13. ...

  14. Water you saying?

  15. Ur one more joke closer to being single :(

  16. Shell I stop then?

  17. That's it! I'm done

  18. Ok I guess I will go krill myself now.

  19. I just tide

  20. Noo :/ I fish you would come back :)

  21. I won't sand any more messages

  22. Or at least my responses won't be as pacific

  23. Whale, I guess youre not coming back

  24. Anyway, water you up to?

  25. Im just tiding up the place

  26. Damn you

  27. Sorry, thats what one river said to the other

  28. Are you tide of this jokes? Cuz I understand that after a whale they get annoying

  29. Ok last one, what did one volcano say to the other volcano

  30. I lava you :)

  31. My volcano does not have lava anymore :(

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